My wife is going to kill me (Putting arms around Nigella Lawson) . But you look like my wife, so that’s Ok! – Jay LenoWhere lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end – Jerry Seinfield
I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know – Mel Brooks
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire – George Bernard Shaw
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception – Groucho Marx
